‘He just stands there’ pouted Reala. ‘what did he do before he got this job?’ she asked poking Gmok in the fluff. ‘I heard he was a legendary poker player in the wilds of Africa’ replied Autumn ‘oh really? why…

Reala looked at Gmok Gmok looked at Reala ‘I gave you horns see?’ pointed out Reala Gmok looked at Reala ‘Pointless ball of fur!’ exclaimed Reala flapping a hand at him and walking off. Gmok was thinking in Realas accept…

The owls had had enough. They made a united swoop on Reala for the bad owl gags. She responded by slapping a yellow cardboard nose on Nai. the owls fled. ‘You know owls hate crows right?’ laughed Reala ‘and your…

‘If you don’t’ declared Reala ‘I will feed this owl to SathCat!’ Sathcat looked please on the bar Nai shuddered and carried on mopping ‘You know I can tell jokes too you know?’ asked Reala Nai braced himself ‘What type…

‘You will build me sets and place all manner of skulls and evil things in Moons!’ demanded Reala ‘You are not going to do a cabaret are you?’ asked Nai ‘Yes!’ she replied ‘And you dogface will be telling my…