Fzzt crack “Sarge, we at the Blue Moon, over” said the Constable.
“Reading you Constable, what’s the problem?” replied the Sargent.
“Sarge, we were called out at 11:14am, a Miss Melany Lecker appeared to have murdered a man for walking across a floor she had just mopped.”
“I see, have you arrested her yet Constable?”
“No Sarge” replied the Constable. “The floors still wet…”