Fzzt crack “Sarge, we at the Blue Moon, over” said the Constable.

“Reading you Constable, what’s the problem?” replied the Sargent.

“Sarge, we were called out at 11:14am, a Miss Melany Lecker appeared to have murdered a man for walking across a floor she had just mopped.”

“I see, have you arrested her yet Constable?”

“No Sarge” replied the Constable. “The floors still wet…”